Curious? Of course you are!
Frequently Asked Questions
Who are you, and why are you like this?
We are humans, but we're also crows. We love shiny things and are unapologetic about it. We also want everyone else to have the shiny things we have, which is why we made this website.
Why do you bribe people with 10% off when they sign up for emails?
Because we love them and want them to be happy. Also because money.
Do you have a loyalty program?
Nope, but we're strongly considering it.
Do you accept returns?
Yes, and we'll even send you a return label if you're in the United States.
Why do you only offer free shipping on orders over $75?
Because our margins are pretty slim, and we want to be able to offer you the best price possible on all of our shiny things. If we were to offer free shipping on smaller orders, we would lose more of our margin and then we would starve, which, we're sure you'll agree, would be bad.
Where are you located?
We're in sunny California, but we ship to every other state, and also internationally.
Give me five good reasons why I should shop here.
That's not a question, so no.
Fine then, can you give me five good reasons why I should shop here?
Certainly!
- We care deeply about the products we sell.
- It's important to shop at small businesses when you can, and we're very small.
- Our prices and shipping fees are reasonable.
- We work hard to source the best products we can find.
- Crows are kind of cute.
CAW!
Also not a question, but we like the cut of your jib. CAW!