We are humans, but we're also crows. We love shiny things and are unapologetic about it. We also want everyone else to have the shiny things we have, which is why we made this website.

Because we love them and want them to be happy. Also because money.

Nope, but we're strongly considering it.

Yes, and we'll even send you a return label if you're in the United States.

Because our margins are pretty slim, and we want to be able to offer you the best price possible on all of our shiny things. If we were to offer free shipping on smaller orders, we would lose more of our margin and then we would starve, which, we're sure you'll agree, would be bad.

We're in sunny California, but we ship to every other state, and also internationally.

You can't truly trust us before you've even bought anything. But we spend an extensive amount of time vetting our suppliers to make sure our products are 100% genuine, guaranteed. Please see our No-Knockoffs Policy for details.

That's not a question, so no.

Certainly!

1. We care deeply about the products we sell.
2. It's important to shop at small businesses when you can, and we're very small.
3. Our prices and shipping fees are reasonable.
4. We work hard to source the best products we can find.
5. Crows are kind of cute.

Also not a question, but we like the cut of your jib. CAW!